SCOOB NIBBY 2016

"scoob" (scoobsti) 05/04/2016 at 21:30 • Filed to: Scibby, Scoob Nibby 2016

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Senna Bless the United Shifts of Oppo. The coming nights are very important nights. There are many other candidates running for office, but we all know the others are dangerous. However, one pair is the most dangerous.

You may have seen their ads. Their personal attacks. Their rabid accusations. I am, of course, talking about TheHondaBro and his running mate SaveTheIntegras. These two are hell-bent on destroying Oppo.

They relentlessly lobbied to prevent the favorable Hondoug merger, which actually would’ve created thousands of video production jobs.

They are evil. And they are deceiving the general public.

Do the people of the United Shifts of Oppo really want a leadership made of boredom, broken dreams, cinderblocks, stolen wheels, relentless firebombing, danger, and New Jersey? They claim to provide universal automotive enjoyment, but at what cost? Under a HondaBro/Integras leadership, this is what the people of the United Shifts of Oppo will live like, each and every day:

You may be familiar with this photograph, and that’s because our team of researchers has discovered that !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . They cleaned the photo up and tried to make it look all nice and pleasant.

TheHondaPrevaricator and SaveTheEquivocator are pathological liars.

Must we live like such savages? HondaBro and Integras do not care about Oppo.

I care about !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . And Nibby cares about Oppo.

We have devoted our lives to making Oppo sideways again. And we are both New Yorkers. Our New York values are better than their semi-New Jersey values. They just are.

All of this is why you, the people of Oppo, must vote for us.

Vote for us to save you.

Vote for us to save Oppo.

Thank you.

And Senna Bless the United Shifts of Oppo.

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This is why we love our supporters:

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MLGCarGuy > scoob 05/04/2016 at 21:34

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DON’T LISTEN TO SCOOB.

Vote for me and everyone gets free brown rotary manual diesel shooting brake Miatas and a Blackbird.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > scoob 05/04/2016 at 21:34

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The Rutgers tag was a nice touch

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > scoob 05/04/2016 at 21:36

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THIS MEANS WAR

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/04/2016 at 21:37

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BRING IT, SLITHERY SAVETHEINTEGRAS

scoob > MLGCarGuy 05/04/2016 at 21:38

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WHO’S GOING TO PAY FOR IT?!

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/04/2016 at 21:38

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LETS KICK HIS ASS

S65 > scoob 05/04/2016 at 21:38

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DO IT!!!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > scoob 05/04/2016 at 21:39

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Honestly, I would vote for Scoob and Nibby over THB and STI. Because I trust Nibby. And sometimes trust Scoob. Better than THB and STI

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > scoob 05/04/2016 at 21:39

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Mexico

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > scoob 05/04/2016 at 21:40

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9/10 No cinder blocks -IGN

Hell no I’d rather eat a rear main seal that drive one minute in NYC value roads. Fuck getting to the Holland tunnel is a nightmare. The year 1605 called and they want their roads back. I like my shitty state and my governor can eat your governor while asking for desert right after.

scoob > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/04/2016 at 21:41

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TheHondaBro > scoob 05/04/2016 at 21:42

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coob

ibby

MLGCarGuy > scoob 05/04/2016 at 21:43

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YOUR MOTHER.

scoob > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 05/04/2016 at 21:43

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GET OUT OF OUR STATE!!!1 CROSSING OUR BORDERS LIKE IT’S PART OF YOUR RIRHGTS, WHICH IT IS

scoob > TheHondaBro 05/04/2016 at 21:44

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I did tag it “Scibby”...

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/04/2016 at 21:44

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TheHondaBro > scoob 05/04/2016 at 21:44

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Is that your guys’s ship name? How cute.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > MLGCarGuy 05/04/2016 at 21:44

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OH DAMN SON HE JUST SAID YOUR MOM

scoob > TheHondaBro 05/04/2016 at 21:45

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yes

tank u

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/04/2016 at 21:46

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BYE FELICIA

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 05/04/2016 at 21:51

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SUPPORT MY POST!

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > scoob 05/04/2016 at 22:34

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I read that as Scibby and Noob.

Nibby > scoob 05/04/2016 at 22:47

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Together we will make Oppo great again. <3

Nibby > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/04/2016 at 22:48

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<3

scoob > Nibby 05/04/2016 at 22:54

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I was just about to comment this on one of your posts lol.

Nibby > scoob 05/04/2016 at 23:02

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Great minds. This is why we should win.

Your boy, BJR > scoob 05/04/2016 at 23:16

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You want a New York/New Jersey war, do ya? Well you fuckin’ got it. As Hontegra’s street bos...errr...Secretary of defense, I can assure you that if you decide to go to the matresses, you will lose.

scoob > Your boy, BJR 05/05/2016 at 08:24

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BRING IT, CHRISTIE!